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(219): View more from Indiana

So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?

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(647): View more from Ontario

look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

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(815): View more from Illinois

No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

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(208): View more from Idaho

You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.

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I've loved people for a lot less.

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