what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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