The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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