problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
People in love make me want to vomit
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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