Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so explain again why im purple
no
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
