I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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