He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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