you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
