The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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