THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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