i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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