That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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