i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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