S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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