According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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