do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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