I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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