Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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