I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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