I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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