Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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