Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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