Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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