I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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