Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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