He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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