Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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