chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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