Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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