My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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