But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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