Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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