I smell stomach acid.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Text me some of your sweat
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