You made me cry and you don't even care
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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