she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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