belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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