Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
