i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
NoShamevember. You game?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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