we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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