if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
BRING THE BAGELS
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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