i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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