We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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