brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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