i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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