I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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