I want to walk on stilts...naked
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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