After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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