there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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