Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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