I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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