I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You can't motorboat a personality
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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