you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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