Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Someone came in the potted fern
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
