Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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