I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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