I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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