I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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