About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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