I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
